Randomly on Wednesday

1. The time, the dreaded time has come, when the only things still undone on my children's Halloween costumes are the buttonholes and buttons. I have 2 children, each child's costume requires 6 buttons, that is TWELVE buttons total and (much much worse) TWELVE buttonholes. Yes, I can hear you from here, "Couldn't you do a zipper?" "It's just a costume, what's wrong with velcro?" and to that I say: "No. I can't. My boys would break a zipper in under 0.25 seconds, and I am deeply suspcious of velcro. I just can't do it."

2. The overlarge slices of cake at City Cafe are the perfect size when split between 2 adults and 2 toddlers.

3. Men's and unmarried women's fingerprints run faster because they don't have to run a maiden name.

4. 'Stache, Munchkin, Twinkle and I collectively own 707 books.

5. As of this moment 'Stache's favorite is something hilariously funny he's reading on his cell phone. Munchkin's favorite book is If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, Twinkle's favorite is The Elusive Moose, and I (being constitutionally incapable of committing to a favorite) am currently enjoying The Fifth Elephant. 

6. Munchkin has renamed our invisible cat. Demi's new name is Mouse. As she is gray, big eared and shy, this is an oddly perfect name.

7. I am doing an experiment. Honey and cinnamon are supposed to be good for your general health and particularly good at treating (or is it preventing?) colds. Munchkin, Twinkle and I are eating one large spoon of cinnamon honey each night (Don't worry, Grandpa, we brush teeth right after!) and I am tracking how long we go without catching colds or coughs. Twinkle had a cold before we started this little regimen, so not counting that one, we have been cold-free for 10 days. I'll keep you posted.

8. Twinkle can now ask for "Hun-ee." It's probably my favorite word he says.

Where's Buttercup?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... 

My sister-in-law, my sister and myself were in the same carpool. We spent HOURS in the car together every week, shuttling between ballet lessons, art lessons, swimming lessons. When you have that much time hanging on your hands, you tend to turn to odd things for amusement. In between singing endless rounds of "His Cheeseburger," my sister and sister-in-law had a little performance piece they liked to tease me with. If it had a name (which it probably didn't), it would have been called "Where's Buttercup?"

At this time, one of my favorite movies was The Princess Bride. I adored it. Everything about it, and when I read the book I was crushed to find that it was written as a satire, and not the sweeping romance I believed it to be. My sister and sister-in-law, being less romantic or possessing better senses of humor (both equally possible, in that period of teenagerhood), immediately seized on the more satirical aspects. From the the (I thought) thrilling scene where Wesley wakes from being mostly dead and immediately his thoughts go to his lady love, they developed a little comedy routine wherein one of them would pretend to snore odiously and then suddenly pop awake with an Igor-like tilt of the head and demand to know "Where's Buttercup???" The other would laugh uproariously, and I (depending on the mood of the moment) would either roll my eyes or seethe inwardly at the outrage of such a desecration.

Fifteen years later, when I was knitting a very yellow little sleeper for my sister-in-law's first baby, I realized that there could be no other name for the pattern I was designing other than ....


Where's Buttercup? 

Note: When I designed this, I originally meant for it to be long enough to completely cover the feet and pull the drawstring closed. Unfortunately, not having a newborn handy at the time for reference purposes, I made it too short. I have corrected this in the pattern, but the pictures shown are of my own too-short version. Expect yours to be considerably longer.

Note #2: Due to fire hazards, I do not recommend using acrylic yarn for this project.

Size: 0-3 months

Materials: 

440 yards worsted weight yarn

Size 8 circular needles

Size 8 DPNs

Waste yarn or stitch markers 

Darning needle for weaving in ends

5 5/8" buttons 

Needle and thread

Neck

Cast on 52

Row 1: K5, (P2, K2) 10x, P2, K5, turn.

Row 2: Slipping this and all first stitches K5, (K2, P2) 10x, K2, K5, turn.

Row 3: Repeat row 1

Row 4: Repeat row 2

Row 5: K5, (P2, K2) 10x, P2, K1, K2tog, YO, K2, turn

Row 6: Repeat row 2

Row 7: Repeat row 1

Raglan Shaping

Row 8: K5, P6, pm, P1, pm, P5, pm, P1, pm, P17, pm, P1, pm, P5, pm, P1, pm P5, K5

Row 9: (K to marker, M1, pass marker, K1, pass marker, M1) 4x, k to end of the row, turn.

Row 10 passing markers as you go, K5, P to 5 st before end, K5, turn.

Rows 11-24: repeat rows 9 and 10

Row 25: (K to marker, M1, pass marker, K1, pass marker, M1) 4x, k to 4 st before end of row, K2tog, YO, K2.

Row 26: passing markers as you go, K5, P to 5 st before end, K5, turn.

Rows 27-32: repeat rows 9 and 10

Body

Row 33: (K to marker, transfer next 30 st onto scrap yarn, flip work over and using knitted on cast on, cast on 3 st. Flip work back over, remove marker) 2x, K to end. Total st on needles: 92.

Row 34: K to end, turn.

Row 35: K5, P to 5 st before end of row, K5.

Rows 37-44: repeat rows 34 and 35.

Row 45: K to 4 st before end of row, K2tog, YO, K2.

Row 46: K5, P to 5 st before end of row, K5.

Rows 47-64: repeat rows 34 and 35.

Row 65: K to 4 st before end of row, K2tog, YO, K2.

Row 66: K5, P to 5 st before end of row, K5.

Rows 67-84: repeat rows 34 and 35

Row 85: K to 4 st before end of row, K2tog, YO, K2.

Row 86: K5, P to 5 st before end of row, K5.

Row 87-94: repeat rows 34 and 35.

Row 95: K to 5 st before end, slip onto DPN. Knit together 1^st st from DPN and last st from beginning of the row. Knit together 2^nd st from DPN and next-to-last st from beginning of the row. Knit together 3^rd st from DPN and 3^rd from the last st from beginning of row. Knit together 4^th st from DPN and 4^th from the last st from beginning of row. Knit together 5^th st from DPN and 5^th from last st from beginning of row. From now on knitting will be in the round.

Rounds 96-142: K to end of round.

Round 143: K2tog, K1, (P3, K2) 8x, P3, K2tog, K1, (P3, K2) 8x, P3.

Rounds 144-145: (K2, P3) to end of round.

Round 146: K1, (SSK, YO, P1, YO, K2tog) to end of round.

Rounds 147-149: (K2, P3) to end of round.

Cast off in pattern. Finish off.

Sleeves

Transfer sleeve st from scrap yarn onto 3 DPNs. Using 3^rd DPN (the one to the right of the  underarm), join yarn and pick up and knit 2 st (1 to the right of the underarm CO st, then 1 of the underarm CO st) pm, pick up and knit 2 st (the other underarm CO st and then 1 st to the left of the underarm CO st). Total st: 34

Using 4^th DPN, join for working in the round and work in stockinette for 30 rounds.

Knit another round, decreasing 2 st. Total st: 32.

(K2, P2) for 8 rounds.

Cast off in pattern. Finish off.

Finishing

Cast on 3 st. K 20” of i-cord. Finish off.

Weave in ends.

Block gently, if desired. 

Weave i-cord through holes in bottom ribbing, going under K st and over P st.

Sew on buttons. 

The Layette

Hooray! I have a new niece!

This is fantastic news. She is an adorable bundle of cute, she has initiated my sister- and brother-in-law into the wonderful world of parenthood, she has given Munchkin and Twinkle the thrill of having a cousin younger than them, and with her arrival, and that of a certain pink package on her doorstep, I can finally (finally!) blog about her layette.

'Stache did not know what a layette was until I told him, so just in case, here's the definition, courtesy of dictionary.com:

ley-et 
noun
1. a complete set of articles, including clothing, bedclothes, and other accessories for a newborn baby.

While not "complete" and not including "bedclothes," I do think it is a rather nice little collection.

I had the best time knitting this little basket of woolies. My sister-in-law wanted them to be able to passed down to any future younger siblings, regardless of sex, so I got a few neutrals and one pop of color and basically just went to town. Cute little hats and booties, sweaters that don't take an eon to finish - it's pretty much the knitter's dream. One "finishing high" after another. Best of all, this particular little niece lives where it is very very cold in the winter time, so there's really no such thing as too much wool.

Let's have the grand run-down, shall we? Clockwise from the top left:

Title: Zenith by Parna Mehrbani

Design: Stockinette elf hat

Materials: less than a skein of Cascade 220 Superwash worsted in 862 walnut heather, with a touch of 821 daffodil

Finished: erm no idea. Sometime between after I recovered from Christmas and before I recovered from the last play. I think I'll just put September 2014 on all of them. 

I followed the pattern except for substituting 1x1 rib for the first 6 rows and changing the color at the tip. I love elf hats on babies. The yarn, Cascade 220 Superwash, is now my official Bestest Favorite. Superwash means that it can be machine washed, which is a huge plus for knitwear intended for small, messy humans, and Cascade 220 is just an all-round awesome basic sweater yarn. 

If you're reading this, 'Stache? Easy Christmas gift. Cascade 220 Superwash worsted, some nice gender-neutral color, gobs of it. Gobs. No pressure. 

Title: Baby Buffet Snowsuit (with bear ears! squee!)

Design: Baby Sweater Buffet with the Snowsuit Suppliment by Allyson Dykhuizen. Her website is called The Sweatshop of Love, which is a blog title I adore and deeply wish I'd thought of.

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted in 816 gray, 9 buttons

Finished: September 2014

As you can see, I had some help photographing the snowsuit.

And when I say help ... 

I don't really mean that he was helpful. 

Title: Bumblebee Hat

Design: adapted from Simple Baby Hat 2 from Itty-Bitty Hats

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted, 816 gray and 821 daffodil

Finished: September 2014

Itty-Bitty Hats is my go-to book for baby hats. It has some really adorable designs, but my favorite thing is that it also gives simple hat patterns for a variety of yarn weights, in several different sizes. It's invaluable for when you want to knit your own design but you don't have the baby in question's head to measure.

I used Simple Baby Hat 2, which is the worsted weight pattern, with 1x1 ribbing at the edge, and jogless 3-row stripes. Normally when you're knitting stripes in the round, there's a jog at the beginning of the round. But if you use this method with the diagonal seam, you get perfect stripes. I ended the hat with about 1 1/2" of i-cord, which I then tied in a knot.

Title: Um?

Design: I can't find the pattern I used. I'm pretty sure I at least started with a pattern, but it's a fairly basic top-down raglan garter stitch vest. I might have faked it as I went.

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted in 862 walnut heather, 2 buttons

Finished: September 2014

Title: Baby Chick Hat

Design: Mine!

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted, 821 daffodil

Finished: September 2014

Here's the pattern for my wee Baby Chick Hat. It's meant for 0-3 months.

Cast on 81 stitches join to knit in the round. Seed stitch (knit 1, purl 1) for 9 rounds. Knit 4" in stockinette. (Knit 7, k2tog), repeat to the end of the round. (Knit 6, k2tog), repeat to the end of the round. (Knit 5, k2tog), repeat to the end of the round. (Knit 4, k2tog), repeat to the end of the round. (Knit 3, k2tog), repeat to the end of the round. (Knit 2, k2tog), repeat to the end of the round. (Knit 1, k2tog), repeat to the end of the round. K2tog 9 times. Pull the end of the yarn through the loops, fasten off and weave in the ends. Block gently if desired. 

Title: Cabled Tam

Design: Mine!

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted in 816 gray and (maybe) 1946 silver gray

Finished: September 2014

Here is my pattern, but this is reverse-engineered and thus more than a little shaky. It is newborn-ish size.

Cast on 20 stitches. P1, K2, P2, knit a cable pattern, ending the row with a single purl stitch. Continue for approximately 10". Cast off using a 3-needle bind off, seaming the cast on edge at the same time. On the edge that began P1, K2, P2, knit an attached i-cord to the P1. Do this around the edge of the hat and sew end of i-cord to beginning of i-cord. Fasten off. On the other side, pick up 1 stitch for each row. Using new color, knit stockinette for 17 rounds. Decrease at 4 places, evenly spaced. Decrease every round. Switch color back to first for the final 2 rounds. Break off yarn and pull through 8 stitches. Fasten off and weave in ends. 

Title: Baby Boy 5-Hour Sweater by Gail Bable

Design: Stockinette cardigan with round yoke and garter stitch accents

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted, 862 walnut heather

Finished: September 2014

This is only labeled a baby boy sweater because the baby girl version has eyelets around the yoke. Speaking of boy vs. girl, I always put the buttons and buttonholes on the "girl" sides of the sweater. This is because buttons on the "boy" side are positioned for the ease of the person wearing the sweater, because we all know that a gentlemen dresses himself and then has his valet do up his cuff links. Buttons on the "girl" side are positioned for the ease of the person putting the clothes on the person wearing the sweater, because we all know that a lady has a maid to dress her. 

Also ,even I, who believes herself to be a pretty snappy knitter, could not knit this sweater in 5 hours. However, it was still a very quick knit. I think I finished it in about a day of knitting. Presumably I was still eating, sleeping and taking care of the boys during that 24 hours, so maybe ... 8 hours of knitting? 9?  

Title: Baby's Booties (knit) by Bernat Design Studio

Design: Baby booties knit back-and-forth in garter and stockinette

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted in 821 daffodil

Finished: September 2014

This pattern appears to be the gold standard of baby booty knitting. They're really easy and quick to make, because the clever construction lets you knit back and forth instead of in very tiny rounds. 

As you can see, Twinkle was not particularly enthused about me pinning these booties to the line. He very much wanted to wear them himself, which he might have been able to, since they are on the big side, and knitting is stretchy. I was cold-hearted, however, and refused. (Also, I took these pictures in September. It was plenty warm then for him to be in a sleeveless shirt and barefoot.)

Title: Just Right

Design: Mine! 

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted in 862 walnut heather

Finished: September 2014

This is my all-time favorite baby hat, and the pattern deserves its own post. I'm sure I'll get to that one of these days. 

Title: I am not entirely sure but they might be these with 1x1 ribbing cuffs

Design: baby booties knit back-and-forth with garter stitch, stockinette, and 1x1 ribbing

Materials: Cascade 220 Superwash worsted, in 816 gray

Finished: September 2014

Title: Where's Buttercup?

Design: Mine! 

Materials: approx 440 yards of Cascade 220 Superwash worsted in 816 daffodil

Finished: September

I'm going to share this pattern on the blog sometime but it's WAY too long to add to this already very lengthy post, so you'll just have to wait. It'll be good for your sanctification.

I was going to do one of these artsy photography things where you fold one sleeve over to make it a more interesting shape and show more detail, but every time I did that, Munchkin would "help" me by folding over the other sleeve to match.  

Every. Single. Time.

So eventually I let him. He looked up at me with his big brown eyes, so confident that he was being a huge help, making my sweater all symmetrical. What can I say? I melted.

Happy (late) birthday, little niece. I hope you enjoy your layette.